Local Hindi and Urdu Jokes

[Xavier_3D]

Post all your Local Jokes Here.

I'll start off with 1.

In an Academy, During a Chemistry Class a Professor Asks a Girl.

" Tell me What is Nitrate?"
Larki Sharma Kar Boli. " Sir Night Rate Rs.2500 aur Hotel Charges Alag Se.":fool:

[Namanarusia]

HAHAHAHA!

Very funny. Bole to bindass!

Hamara joke thoda suna sunaya hai:-

Ki Kavi ne kaha-
"Khud hi ko buland karke chadhao jaise taise,
gaur pharmaiyega, ki kudh hi ko buland karke chadhao jaise taise,
Khuda ne hi bande se poocha 'abe ab utre ga kaise???'